Urban Dictionary: numptied

A silly person who has done something stupid or funny

A lighter version of stupid, idiot, dumb

When Gary trips over the clearly obvious box in front of him, Shira would say "Oh what a numpty"

by BlueWatermellon September 02, 2019

U Numpty

by Road youth69 March 08, 2019

cooper pantano

numpty means cooper pantano is a small brain and takes 2x longer then the average human to do anything

by smdticiym69 July 05, 2021

by Saddo1010 December 12, 2019

Numpty is a Scottish way of saying stupid or dum something to call your teacher when you finish your work

by Kenzie clare July 14, 2021

by buzzzwords January 20, 2021

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.

'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'