Urban Dictionary: numptie

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"

by Devyonite March 09, 2014

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****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

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A made-up word by BadBoyHalo.

Glue isnt gluten you numpty.

by SkittlesTM May 01, 2019

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this is the definition of jalynn

“jalynn is a numpty”

by Laddie_1234 May 01, 2021

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To be ugly or stupid

Omg Stacy you’re so numpty!!

by BibBoobBub July 01, 2021

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by Dirty Den October 13, 2003

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A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017

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