insulting a person of less than average intelligence

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.

a stoner named ackey dwyer