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A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.
I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
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He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.
by Spanky Shmanky November 11, 2005
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The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)
Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.
by macdumpy November 06, 2007
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When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump
Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"
by Zappbrito September 03, 2017
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1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.
"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"
by NumetalFag July 09, 2009
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