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when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass
I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine
by poopy February 20, 2005
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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the cutest time travelling, spatial jumping, 13/58 year old hitman there is. savage, funny, adorable. also dates mannequins.
person 1: number five from umbrella academy? didnt he yeet an eyeball at a walll?
person 2: yes he did beech.
by ExspressoDxpresso April 14, 2019
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One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.
"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"
by ww15 April 01, 2019
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Number five is one of the hottest guys in the world. I don't care if he is a fictional character he is so hot. If you want to be a simp like me go watch Umbrella Academy and you will see why I am writing this. Also, he's my huzband and you can't take him or I will smack you. Have fun binge watching!
Me: Omg number five is so hot
My Friend: He's 58
Me: Do I care? No :)
by JJHargreevs09 September 22, 2020
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One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Five" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include becoming a Fuckowie, becoming highly fun-loving of anything & everything and, lastly, becoming highly sexually charged (of which nothing may result because of being TDTF).
1. Check Linda out, Number Five has definitely jumped into her.
by Shyantha December 20, 2006
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When a woman's inner labia protrudes further out than her outer labia and/or vulva, resembling a number five on the Arby's menu.
Damn, did you see that stripper's snatch? I wonder if she's serving fries with that number five.
by CatPoopSix December 16, 2010
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