a dumb white boy who sucks at sports and is obsessed with pokémon but doesn’t know how to play the game. has big ears and recked teeth. can’t lift up a trash bag.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.