Urban Dictionary: nuked

microwaved its not good people just not good, youll all get three heads

by princess laura March 15, 2004

A poorly rolled joint, if a joint is nuked it looks in bad shape i.e. it hassnt been licked properly, its fairly loose and is pretty much unsmokable.

haha look at ryans spliff its completly nuked out

by Blazzer June 26, 2007

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nuked

To take some bonghits of 40x salvia divinorum and trip out mad.

Hey man, want to get nuked?!

by Reh November 02, 2006

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Nuke

A Motherfucking BOMB

Let's drop the nuke bois.

by TheMorninOnCrack November 17, 2020

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The internet's solution for any atrocities or social issues in any foreign country.

"Canada hunts baby seals."
Response: NUKE CANADA
"China has a cannibal tribe"
Response: NUKE CHINA
"Faroe Islands dolphin slaughter"
Response: NUKE DENMARK
"Class conflict in Iran"
Response: NUKE IRAN

by udusers1 June 06, 2012

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Nuke-a-Nuke

A dollar store where they sell Kim Jong Un nukes for practically free. If for some reason Donald Trump were to go in, they'd fight over the Little Boi in aisle 4.

Example: Kim Jong Un: Can ai get du reely bic boi in du ayur foa.
Donald Trump: *steps foot into Nuke-A-Nuke*
I'll have a Little Boy in aisle 4.
Kim Jong Un: It's pronounced BIC BOI!

by Nuke-A-Nuke November 22, 2019

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nuke it

To microwave something.

-What are you eating?
Yesterday's pizza.
-Did you nuke it?
Yeah, 30 seconds is good.

by QWERTY1 August 30, 2007

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