nudgel

pronounced: noo-jel, noo-jels

generally one or more smaller objects we're too lazy to name, but more appealing than the word 'thing'

"Hey would get that little nudgel out of the corner?"

"We've got to pick up a lot of nudgels at the hardware store."

by Hoot Galoot October 16, 2010

Swiss Army Nudger

A small pocket pen knife usually borrowed from the "chapster" or "chaparoonie" for the act of picking at ones hands or nails.

Hey Chapster - Can i Borrow your swiss army nudger...

or

Beaksy Beaks , throw me over the Chapsters swiss army nudger

by Marche Man August 28, 2009

wink wink nudge nudge

Expression used to make someone realize an ulterior motive to your conversation.

"I am so hungry. I wish someone would let me have a bite of his candy bar...wink wink nudge nudge"

by Jason the n00b May 24, 2008

bum nudger

A homosexual male who pefers putting his knob in another guys arse to getting a knob in his own.

George is the bum nudger. Michael is his bitch.

by v13 October 28, 2006

Camel Nudge

when a guy is getting his hair cut by a female hairdresser, as she leans over from the side, his elbow is conveniently nudged by her vagina..in some cases the hairdresser will even rest her camel on the elbow..

i was in the hairdressers the other day, and the fit bird cutting my hair camel nudged me!

by blahblahblah124 November 22, 2010

nudgeboy

Someone who thinks he's smarter than you and decides to tell you what to eat, fuck and do... Its natural habitat is usually in a position of power where he can exercise his will over others without any downside in case he's dead wrong and others suffer(he always is) ...

Crazy ass mf:"Hey nudgeboy, go fuck yourself, don't tell me how to mow my lawn. It ain't your business...
Nudgeboy:" But we have studies showing-insert BS-. Science say so! "

Crazy ass mf-"Fuck off"

by gringodick March 3, 2021

Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.

Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.

by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016