1. An extremely smelly, gross, vile, possibly radioactive, dirty vagina that has been stretched beyond belief. Overflowing with semen from multiple men and some horses.
2. A dirty whore with said vagina.
2. A dirty whore with said vagina.
1. "That bitch had such a nuclear envelope that I wouldn't even touch her with a 10 foot pole."
2. "I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that nuclear envelope!"
2. "I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that nuclear envelope!"
by FBAC if you DEFC April 13, 2010
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Really, really, REALLY bad AIDS. Just the worst. The type you get from being gangbanged by 7 HIV positive Russian men.
Jon had group sex with a homeless man, a zombie hooker, and a rabid squirrel, and now he has nuclear aids.
by Quintagram August 11, 2017
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A Nuclear Roach is a person or some living creature that sticks around you constantly. You can't get rid of them and they stick to you like leeches, barely leaving you any free time and driving you insane. They are that "one friend " you dread, or that one "pet" you regret getting. Nuclear Roaches are constant nuisances and burdens and you literally can't get rid of them.
Omg. My Boyfriend is such a Nuclear Roach. I can't stand him, he won't get away from me and follows me around all the time.
Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!
Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!
by transgirl2016 April 09, 2018
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If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:
1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.
1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.
I hit that party with a nuclear carl.
by spkinigiff June 24, 2007
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A hangover so absolutely colossal, your insides begin to go through a process of nuclear fission.
This is achieved one way.
You are required to get hammered at a party so horribly you remain drunk until the next day, only to attend the next party of THAT day and get even more hammered until you pass out, only to wake up to the worst hangover in the universe.
This is achieved one way.
You are required to get hammered at a party so horribly you remain drunk until the next day, only to attend the next party of THAT day and get even more hammered until you pass out, only to wake up to the worst hangover in the universe.
Person 1: "Ready for a banger tonight?"
Person 2: "Fuck yea, I'm gonna get so wasted, it'll be a nuclear hangover!"
Person 2: "Fuck yea, I'm gonna get so wasted, it'll be a nuclear hangover!"
by ToastedDingleBerry August 20, 2018
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by da_man1154 April 26, 2017
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Literally going beyond getting Crunk. It's when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn't be going on.
Nerds, Party Animals, Rockstars, Gangstas, Prostitutes, random porn starlets, Politicians, Police officers... your mom. ALL OF THEM totally fucked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and semen... no two people who'd normally even get along, and it's evident everyone partied and probably fucked like fiends.
THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*
THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*
by Mercenary X99 November 23, 2011
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