1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...
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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.
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When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl
Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK
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There are two versions of nuclear weapons. First, is a fission bomb, which works by blowing apart atoms, and the resulting energy is released. The second is a fusion bomb, which is the opposite of the first, where atoms are smashed together so tightly that energy is released.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fission bombs. Tests done at Bikini Atolls were fusion bombs.
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A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.
Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.
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-noun -pron. NOOK-lee-ERR HALL-oh-COST

1. The time at which, during the Earth and mankind's evolution, when the planet is a radiated wasteland of sand and bleached bones. Where once great cities stood, now stand only shells of a once great civilization. Where nothing survives save for resilient disease and bacteria, and the remnants of the species described as homo-sapien, who took refuge in under-ground shelters before the bright flash of their collective peak of ingenuity and scientific curiosity engulfed them all.
2. Mankind's last chance to prove it's worth before the innevitable end.
3. A time long after mankind's nuclear arms have been spent.
4. A time when the only means of survival is a honed blade, and a clean rifle amongst the onslaught of cannibals, and radiated humans known as, zombies.
"But Mr. President, surely you know the ramifications of this decision. Evil begets evil. If we fire, so will they, and you and I both know the only possible outcome is annihilation. A nuclear holocaust."
"Just shut up and give the goddamn order."
"I'm sorry sir, I can't, I...I won't."
"Gen. Cosgray, would you please shoot Mr. Williams."
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An uncommon type of insult referring to a likely absurd or highly specific scenario.
"Full Nuclear Denny's" is the progression of an insult to the point of specific absurdity
An example of such insult is: "I'm going to spit in your wife's Denny's Grand Slam"
My teammate is so bad at this game that I'm about to go full Nuclear Denny's on this kid
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