One who takes being a Noob, Nub, Newb, or Nublet to a whole new level. Someone who dies repeatedly in a video game, until they leave in an angry uproar.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.