A semi-erect penis. May be semi-erect on the way to full on Chub due to sexual arousal or semi-erect in the refractory period post sexual activity returning to a flaccid state.
Roger was known for getting aroused at the gym watching chicks work out. He was always sporting a Ham Nub.

After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
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Sex between two virgins, or just plain awful sex. Stems from poor knowledge or experience in sexual situations. Akward and unpleasant, both parties are left disatisfied and sometimes depressed.
Caity will still be having nub sex at age 32.
by Honest Justice May 27, 2006
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Nub or Noob Hacks are the first level of hacks and usually are found while some complete retard decides that he is ace when he kills everyone in the server and immediately gets banned. Nub hacks are usually found in Counter Strike where the dicktard in a team's spawn is getting instant headshots on people that are on the opposite side of the map behind multiple walls/doors/trees/other players/props/dinosaurs
Order of Hax:
Level 1: Nub or Noob Hacks
Level 2: Admin Hacks
Level 3: Hulio Hacks

Dicktard: 1 4m 1337 pwnzor
Frustrated casual player: No you are leet nub hax fucktard
Dicktard was kicked by console
by AlexOBV September 02, 2008
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The swelling of a female submissives clitoris after being aroused having witnessed a Dom-Rod
"I know you like it. I can see you've got a sub-nub"
by hislordshipuk December 20, 2018
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yellow, or (brown) thin, nasty teeth that have been "whittled" down from drinking too much booze.
Hutch sat in his trailer drinking Old Crow all day. He sharted, then grinned showing his whiskey nubs.
by jrubadub July 13, 2010
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The lowest form of life on a Nuclear Submarine. All men aspiring to get their Fish i.e. Dolphins (Warfare pin) start out as NUBs. Multiple meanings for NUBs include: Non Useful Body, Non useful bitch, or the newer gentler meaning "New Underway Buddy". NUB's do the bitch work on the Submarine and are constantly beraided and hated on by the qualified men, ultimately to test they're mettle and to see if they will break under pressure. Also its just fun to do :)
DIVE: Messanger!
NUB: Yes Dive?
DIVE: Go get a bucket of A1R and dont come back until you have it!
NUB: uhh...Yes dive! (Runs out to find a bucket)
(DIVE turns to the Planesmen and laughs)
PLANESMEN: hahaha fucking dumbest NUB on a sub!
by Derben October 04, 2012
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Another way of saying someone’s really fat and a dick head
1. Ur ugly

2. Shut up fat nub

1. Gee I was just joking I’m not even that fat

2. Bro you are a sumo wrestler
by JJleo May 21, 2019
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