a nub who's failures exceed all other nubs in their immediate area, thus making them the "biggest nub" or the "icing on the cake of nubs" They tend to not only be horrible at whatever it is they are doing, but also have no idea that they are horrible at it. They are such nubs that they are capable of bringing down even the most elite when present. They are dangerously idiotic.
Person 1: I put Caity on our team to even out the game.
Person 2: Makes sense, she's a nub and we are decent players.
Person 1: Yeah, but she's the only nub on our team and she's
brought our score down more than the team of all nubs
Person 2: Wow, what a nub cake.
Person 2: Makes sense, she's a nub and we are decent players.
Person 1: Yeah, but she's the only nub on our team and she's
brought our score down more than the team of all nubs
Person 2: Wow, what a nub cake.
by Honest Justice May 27, 2006
Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Leia, you got a date for the "We Just Killed Thousands of People Dance" now. Pick you up at 7:00. And save Yub Nub for me. Come to think of it, you can shave your yub nub for me, too! I'll see you at 7:00.
by Bogrimm September 25, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2015
by El Jimador October 26, 2003
After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.
by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
by Scott Dorsett September 28, 2007
Shortened and made to sound funnier than "Noob Tube", the phrase "Nub Tub" refers to the game Call of Duty 4 where someone will attach a grenade launcher to one of there guns and go around shooting grenades at their foes. However this act is seen as being completely childish and is actively looked down upon by everyone else in the game. You will notice that there is a "Nub tubber" in the game if you hear more than one person on your mic shouting "Aw F***! There's a nub tubber". Despite the humiliation these noob's will face in the postgame lobby, they are still proud of their accomplishment to kill people in a complete and utter noobish way.
Post-game lobby:
Nub tubber- "Yea! I got my acog on my P90!!"
Non-noobish player- "You f*cking nub tubbed the whole time!!"
(Everyone leaves the room on account of the nub tubber)
Nub tubber- "Yea! I got my acog on my P90!!"
Non-noobish player- "You f*cking nub tubbed the whole time!!"
(Everyone leaves the room on account of the nub tubber)
by R Goods February 02, 2009

