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An exclamation meaning SHIT or PISS for use in a civilized crowd or for just making people go, "What the fuck is that guy on?"
Ex. 1

person 1: "Dude, I just got an F on my report card."

person 2: "Nuarf dude, your parents are gonna lock you in that closet again!"

Ex. 2

You step in dogshit and say "shit!" and you get hit by old ladies.

You step in dogshit and say "nuarf!" and the old lady walks up to you and says, "Awwww... Are you lost?"
by thargar14 December 06, 2007
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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