Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Spanish abbreviation for "Ni puta idea" - No fucking idea. In order to not use coarse language, some people say that the meaning is "No poseo información" - I don't have information.
1. Mary:-> Sabes en donde dejamos los condones? / Do you know where we left the condoms?
John:-> NPI
2. Charles:-> Será que Mary quiere salir conmigo? / Do you think that Mary wants to hang out?
John:-> NPI, pregúntele! / NPI, just ask her!
John:-> NPI
2. Charles:-> Será que Mary quiere salir conmigo? / Do you think that Mary wants to hang out?
John:-> NPI, pregúntele! / NPI, just ask her!
by Pedro Piqueras August 24, 2006
5
GC: Yo I'm gonna call him out to chill with us
HL: Why? that guy has no positive impact in my life
Why should I vote for him? He's had NPI on me.
Im glad we traded him to another team. He had NPI in the past few weeks.
No Positive Impact was patented by H.L.
It was later on shorten to NPI.
HL: Why? that guy has no positive impact in my life
Why should I vote for him? He's had NPI on me.
Im glad we traded him to another team. He had NPI in the past few weeks.
No Positive Impact was patented by H.L.
It was later on shorten to NPI.
by Hugo Bossman Suits November 30, 2011