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Hey Cherrie, can I eat your fruit? NPI
by Arvin Sloan September 17, 2003
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Spanish abbreviation for "Ni puta idea" - No fucking idea. In order to not use coarse language, some people say that the meaning is "No poseo información" - I don't have information.
1. Mary:-> Sabes en donde dejamos los condones? / Do you know where we left the condoms?
John:-> NPI

2. Charles:-> Será que Mary quiere salir conmigo? / Do you think that Mary wants to hang out?
John:-> NPI, pregúntele! / NPI, just ask her!
by Pedro Piqueras August 24, 2006
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No Phun intended — a fantastic album by tyler joseph that you should definitely listen to
Friend: Oh i heard you like npi
me: yes and you should too
by cøward April 10, 2019
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In Spanish; Ni puta idea! Which loosely translates to no fucking idea in English.
"What'cha you doing later on, sexy?"
"NPI! I'm still trying to find something to do..."
by Barbie305 December 09, 2007
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No Positive Impact - An act of no positivity or memorable times to ones life.
GC: Yo I'm gonna call him out to chill with us
HL: Why? that guy has no positive impact in my life

Why should I vote for him? He's had NPI on me.

Im glad we traded him to another team. He had NPI in the past few weeks.

No Positive Impact was patented by H.L.

It was later on shorten to NPI.
by Hugo Bossman Suits November 30, 2011
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Siglas para "ni puta idea", refiriéndose de forma vulgar a cuando no sabes algo. Se usa para abreviar al escribir un mensaje.
Carlos: el cumple de la Sandra es mañana?

Manuel: no tengo npi
by AlbaFarola June 08, 2020
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