Person 1: Thank you so much for rescuing me from that crowd of deadly babies.
Person 2: NPB
by theroot April 09, 2013
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NO PENIS BASTARD

A guy that is a duche and goes around cheatin on his girl.
Really cant be considered a man for being so stupid and weak.
This guy really needs a life and just needs to stop being so GAY!!!!
What a PUSSY!
Dude that guy is such an NPB he f***in cheated on me and then gave a GAY excuse!!!
by Friend #69 May 01, 2011
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verb When someone leaves the room with their computer logged on, you find a picture of NPB (there are so many) and set it as their background picture.
"Mate you totally just got NPBd!!"
by Super Kinks March 11, 2008
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This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, recieves an excitation of the genitals due to no discernable circumstance. e.g. in class before an oral presentation or standing up on a public bus.
"I hope this No Purpose Boner (NPB) goes down before my chemistry presentation" - yin
by RashadMcCants January 04, 2006
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