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Acronym for "Name Of Your Sex Tape". Said in response to any comment that, when taken out of context, is even vaguely dirty. It is a more advanced form of "That's what she said", since it retains the ability to make anything sound like a filthy sex act, while being more broadly applicable to practically any statement.

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Running gag on Brooklyn 99 - Det. Jake Peralta repeatedly makes fun of Det. Amy Santiago by replying to innocuous statements she makes with : "That's the Title of your Sex Tape".
- But seriously, what is taking so long?

- #noyst

- There's a blast of cold air coming out of that box...
- NOYST!
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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