1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking
2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.
3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.
I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.
I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
A female who originates from Chicago and migrates to the northeast. This person may also believe themselves to have several talents they do not actually posses such as dancing or being comical.
Oh man that girl over there sitting in the corner, that looks like she is from the midwest, trying to tell funny jokes looks like a totaly Noviskis