Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat
by BruhGator June 9, 2020
The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.
Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night
Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.
Guy: Maybe not drink?
Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased
Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.
Guy: Maybe not drink?
Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased
by GeyowOfArc July 25, 2011
When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.
by le queef nougat August 4, 2016
by Krystyna September 25, 2003
by Brittany Taylor April 15, 2008
by Double_A_Ron April 2, 2016
A nougat interpretation of "N**ger, please." Can be used in place of the racial slur, specifically by mormons. It is also used on door signs when someone needs privacy.
Note: Acceptable for Mormons in the same way that "hecka" can replace "hella" (h-e-double hockey sticks)
Note: Acceptable for Mormons in the same way that "hecka" can replace "hella" (h-e-double hockey sticks)
Jon: Can I come in, or are you fucking Tammy right now?
Tim: Nougat, please!
CEO of M&M Mars: Do you want to try this new candy bar?
Obama: Nougat, please.
Tim: Nougat, please!
CEO of M&M Mars: Do you want to try this new candy bar?
Obama: Nougat, please.
by clairedorman April 20, 2010