when one is a noob about being a douche.
see noob and douche.
"don't be such a nouche"
"He liked Sailor Moon, so I thought silently to my self what a nouche."
by Kylie Gregory August 20, 2008
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The way that certain members of the spanish nation (one person actually who lives in london) appear to act like a nonce, even to their own friends! this involves going to the toilet every five minutes, returning to said friends and grabbing them round the face with his green, wooly fingerless hobo gloves

Also, it also can refer to a person who dosent seem to understand they are not wanted in a social event or group, others laugh at and not with a nouche
Nouche came up with his gloves, they smell like piss, he touched me, i kicked him in the nuts, he fell down, we laughed AT him, why wont he leave?
by Suspect person March 21, 2007
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Nouch is a combination of "No" and "ouch" its expressing how you feel before and after something unpleasent happens
Your friend moves to slap you, you yell "Nouch!" to express you not wanting the action to happen, and how you feel once it happens
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The act of a person having sex with a toliet seat.
Dude, I totally nouched last night!
by Sammie(: June 7, 2010
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Generally a Dick, but can also mean someone that will not smoke weed, or thinks that weed is bad.
'Mate you wanna toke on this?'

'No weed is bad, i'd never smoke that shit'

'You Doob Nouche'
by MC CRIP October 9, 2009
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Molly: "I had to give away my kitty, to pay for my debt"

Sally: "Faar Nouche"
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a combination of many insults; douche bag, noob, nouche, fag, asian, and lagzor. douche bag evovled to nouche bag when combined with nube. nouche bag turned into nouche fag for a gay guy. that combined with nouche lag, a noob who lags on xbox live to make nouche flag. and then you call an asian guy nouche frag to make fun of his accent. it also conveniently makes it frag, like a frag grenade. get it?
that gay asian guy sucks at halo and lags so much! what a nouche frag!
by brendantron July 4, 2008
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