7
The way that certain members of the spanish nation (one person actually who lives in london) appear to act like a nonce, even to their own friends! this involves going to the toilet every five minutes, returning to said friends and grabbing them round the face with his green, wooly fingerless hobo gloves

Also, it also can refer to a person who dosent seem to understand they are not wanted in a social event or group, others laugh at and not with a nouche
Nouche came up with his gloves, they smell like piss, he touched me, i kicked him in the nuts, he fell down, we laughed AT him, why wont he leave?
by Suspect person March 21, 2007
Get the mug
Get a Nouche mug for your Facebook friend Paul.
8
what your friends call an unoriginal Kiebler Elf named Nick after he cock-blocks them; a combination of Nick and douche; also called "nou-nou"
The nouche says he knows not to mess with badgers, because he's wrestled them.
by Panda-chan January 30, 2007
Get the merch
Get the nouche neck gaiter and mug.
11
Derogatory term combining noob and douche. Only mildly insulting but makes up for it with annoyance
Dude 1: Why do my edgy Urban Dictionary words never get published
Dude 2: Because you're a fucking nouche
by FuzzyDanglers April 08, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Nouche mug for your buddy Nathalie.

Activity