Don't pork her; She's my wife!
by |darc| December 08, 2002
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Verb.

the act or process of a female getting married
Damn dude! Dirk just wifed up Anne outta nowhere.
by Antoine Roquentin September 23, 2010
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A contraction of two words; With, and Life, making the workd Wife. A person with a wife is a person with life.
He is so lucky to be a man with a wife. She is so lucky to be a woman with a Wife.
by SuzTheAdviceLady October 18, 2011
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A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.
"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.
by Rxer November 12, 2010
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The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.
I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.
by R. Kemp June 26, 2005
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