Churn your cheese
a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating
Dude, can I churn your cheese?
by thischick12 January 26, 2011
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Juggle your cheese
When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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Lay your cheese
Lay a piece of cheese on (item)
Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"
by iliker6s November 10, 2020
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soften your cream cheese
Masturbation of the female
Let me soften your cream cheese girl
by $crubstitute January 24, 2016
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