Urban Dictionary: not your cheese

Get your cheese wet

To get any form of sex - oral or intercourse. Mainly for men: getting your dick wet - sucked or fucked.

Yo dude, what happened with the babe you took home last night? You get your cheese wet?

by ZER21 May 13, 2021

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Punch You In Your Cheese

When someone punches someone so hard they aren't quite sure where they got hit, but it was somewhere extremely painful.

Christian is gonna to Punch You In Your Cheese you gonna see stars!

by Rnattchapman January 17, 2014

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eat your own cheese

a nicer, politer, and above all quicker way of telling someone, in that order, to "shut up, get lost, and mind their own business"

two people are in a private conversation and a third person butts in:

person 1 (adressing person 3): who exactly are you and what do you want? and why did you interrupt our conversation anyways?

person 2 (adressing person 3): yo man, sorry, but you are not part of this PC (private conversation). please eat your own cheese and shove off, before we get angry, all right?

by sexydimma January 28, 2012

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Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese

Is a phrase to describe the vile stench of a specific odour which comes from expired processed foods, such as old potato chips. This phrase could also be used to describe a mushy and slightly moist substance. Specifically if a strand of hair is present within the mushy and moist substance.

"Hey Chris! have a whiff of these chips I bought from the vending machine!"
"WTF! That smells like Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"
"talk about gross!"

*Eating Lunch
"Eww! I found a hair in my food!"
"Wow! talk about Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"

by Meistro69 March 06, 2014