What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

"I want it bad and I think you do too...so let's get down"

Vicky likes this guy called Dom, she was thinking of nicknames for him.
"I know what she'll call him! She'll call him om, cause she wants the d"

Jeff came by a want ad and took off to jump the cliff.

Lauren saw a want ad and scored his phone number when her friend went to the bathroom.

I want to fuck that girl.

A: I need to get in shape.

B: You should train for the marathon with me.

A: Maybe, but I'm so unmotivated. At this point, I just meta-want to run a marathon, so I doubt I'll actually do it.

OR

"I meta-want to be a better boyfriend because I know I upset her; unfortunately I really enjoy sleeping with a variety of women."

"Hey guys, you know what?"
"What is it?"
"I banged that blonde girl so bad today"
"Awesome, want a medal?" *completely bored look is given*