Urban Dictionary: not even going to fap

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A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

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Aug 10 Word of the Day

Plogging

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018

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