Your DTF everyday!
I didnt wanna date the ho, I was just DTF.

And Jesus was like: Are y'all dtf
And humans were like: Yaas Jesus , praaay.

On the phone:
Girl: "dtf?"
Boy: "Sure, come over."

1“The Half Windsor knot in the work place is a clear sign that someone is DTF.”

2 I’m sure your mother is always DTF

That girl is such a nymph, she doesn't need alcohol to be DTF.

Hugh Mungus: So did you study for the biology test?
Scoobert Doobert: Nope. I'm currently DTF.

Jesus died for your sins, but he's dtf