Not A Real Person: (N)

1. Character of Society

2. One whose actions are so offbeat that they require one to ask “did he/ she really just do that?”

3. A person who one may see and instantly wonder how he/ she became they way he/ she is today.*


Note: Because of Definitions 1-3 above, we can conclude that Not A Real Person have roles in life designed for entertainment purposes.



Syn: out of control out of sight extraordinary screwy wack
Plu: Not Real People
Abbrev: Not Real
Ant: genuine fake serious real-life normal

A person who actually does things society asks of them. Someone who has a job, owns property, or has a pension plan. It doesn't need to encompass one of those, or necessarily any, but they do need to embody some concrete "real" ideal.

A person that gives you money.

Somebody who is particularly impressive, or appears to be exceptionally good at life.

* If you were to meet someone who was obviously NOT a real person you would know because they would constantly be failing at life, or bringing other people down.

Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.

Aka RCP. Someone who has enough confidence in his- or herself in order to not lie, not start shit, not create drama, and not be fake. Someone who realizes that things will happen and life will go on. Someone who won't fake being cool, because they already are, and don't need any friend, famile member, lover, and/or random creepy person to tell them.

When people write fanfiction about real people that actually exist. Very common amongst Beliebers and One Directioners. Also usually distorts the person's actual personality, making them into a doll.