Teemo is the greatest champion in a popular computer video game, League of Legends. Teemo is the greatest champion in the league. Teemo is synonymous with perfection.

Therefore, when something is "Not Teemo", it is lackluster, unappealing, unfortunate, not-the-best, and just generally bad.
Well, that's not Teemo!
by GrandMasterJR October 24, 2019
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Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender
User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed
by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016
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An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.
That fucking Teemo and his fucking mushrooms and his fucking blind.
by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012
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The most bad-ass champion in the RTS game, League of Legends. Don't let his cuddly appearance fool you, because Teemo will fuck your shit up - particularly with his mushrooms.
Teemo's DPS will rape your face.
by Mawnikuh November 16, 2010
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