nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.
i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.
by mynameis7 July 04, 2007
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Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich
Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich
by Some bMxERgUy January 04, 2010
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"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
by jem stiltshire January 19, 2014
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A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 03, 2016
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When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic
Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose
by Mrhallowseve April 21, 2018
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It's an aligator protecting in an around the nostril ensuring safety to the nostril at all times
by Kim mckee August 01, 2016
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