nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.
i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.
by mynameis7 July 04, 2007
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Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich
Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich
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Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook
"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"
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Someone with nostrils so large you could slide your dick right up their nose.
man, have you seen keisha's cock nostrils?

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A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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