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the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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