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(AKA "rhinonasty"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
"This chick I was bangin' the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. So she gave me a nosejob!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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When a man or woman rubs their nose into a woman's clitoris while performing oral pleasure to the woman's vagina.

Invented some where in South East London.
My girlfriend was so turned on from the nose job I gave her last night
by PW&IL December 30, 2010
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Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.
I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.
by Zach Block June 06, 2005
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The act of using your large nose in the intention of giving a girl an orgasm.
"I heard that kid gives the best nosejobs"
"yeah, probably because of his huge nose"
by GreekNose October 13, 2010
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When you are trying to swallow semen and you start laughing, so that it cums out of your nose.
I was sucking Bryan's dick the other day, but I thought of his large nipples as he came, so I ended up getting a nose job.
by DVJ November 25, 2012
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The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.
I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.
by urbandickchinairy February 09, 2008
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