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A town full of inbreds, each of them having 6 fingers of at least one of their hands. Their football team is renowned for being able to play better in the snow and icy conditions than other teams, due to the fact that their four legs do not slip as much.
Guy 1: "Damn, we lost to Norwich. No-one ever loses to Norwich."

Guy 2: "Was it snowing?"

Guy 1: "Yes?"

Guy 2: "There's your problem. Bunch of inbreds"
by Tractaaaboyyee February 25, 2011
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A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.
Bill is a senior in the Norwich University COC and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!
by DumbCadet September 22, 2009
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a boring lifeless place that is almost impossible to get to from anywhere else in the UK, any that do manage to reach it should beware of roaming gangs of chavs that seem to occupy every other street corner.
"hey lets go to Norwich"

"no"
by hotmandan June 24, 2005
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The place were you aren't allowed to talk to the upperclassmen, who seem hotter, and more unobtainable. Then when you are "recognized" you manage to get them into bed. Then you realize that they can't get it up even with help. You should've just gone for one of your rook buddies..they are way easier, and they can get up.
scott (sophomore): "well, now that your an upperclassman..."
Freshman: "what are you going to try with that?" *points and laughs*
by FratBaby July 29, 2004
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Norwich is the shit of East Anglia. No one really cares about what happens there, as they are all going down on their brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, grandma's, dogs and Delia Smith.
Paul - "I live in Norwich!"

Roy - "you're a knob"
by COYB December 09, 2010
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Fancy a shag ? Fuck off, your norwich smells like it fell of a Scarborough fish wife ; Why don't you support West Ham like your brothers ? Fuck off Dad, don't be a norwich
by Alan B'Stard May 11, 2013
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A surprisingly nice place to live, with decent shops and 100% better than Great Yarmouth or Lowestoft...
And no we aren’t ALL inbread
P1: did you go to the Lord Mayors precession with the fireworks afterwards
P2: yes it was so nice to see the whole city come together
P1: I just love Norwich :)))))))))
by Ch!ckent!kka November 17, 2018
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