norton, massachusetts is a small town that is only known by the people that live in it. if you grew up here, you don't talk about it. everyone's got a dealer on speed-dial. you can get drunk, grab a coffee, chill at the elementary school, go to the library ( which is closed ), and walk to the rehab-center, all within one-hundred feet. high-school kids drive their shitty cars, and think they're badass. middle-school kids just think they're badass, and start drama with anyone they can. emo|gothic kids are known as vampires, boys play girls more than they do cod, and you're known as a slut if you have sex before you're married. friday nights are the party nights, there's usually about three kids that have a party every weekend. saturday is your basic chill day, hangout with your closest friends ; do whatever. people smoke mad amounts of weed, but will deny it. norton is a place where kids do lines off the lunch tables, flip chairs to make a scene, and throw paper at teachers cause they think it's funny. it's a place where kid's make up awesome words like "biddie". facebook is basically your life if you live here. if you have a problem with someone, you are too scared to say it to their face ; so you say it online. girls refer to the phrases "like, coool." or "wowww," if they don't like someone. almost 57% of sophmores and juniors drop out before they graduate. if you're up for chilling at the same mall eight weekends in a row, then come here. norton sucks, point. blank. period.

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.