The large, Northern section of the Canadian Province of Ontario. It has so much space and yet most of it is either unused or occupied by the occasional ice fisher or snowmobiler. Oh yeah, it’s cold as fuck too. Want your toes to freeze in October? Come to Northern Ontario. We got lots of room. It’s dark for about six months of the year but the government pays you to live here so why the hell not. Not much goes on here so bring all the books you’ve ever wanted to read.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk