Urban Dictionary: nori

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Pretty much a god in human form. Nori can do no wrong, and is perfect in everyway. It is when one is so so good at something that they must be compared to the Superhuman lifeform that is "Nori". Also Nori tends to be a demon in the sack, seeing as how his name is "Iron" backwards, I won't say what part of his body is iron, but it should be self explanatory.

<Friend 1> "Ey yo scyro, you like the Nori of Streetball nigga"

<scyro> "Thanks, but I'll never be nearly as good as Nori."

<Friend 2> "EY YO CHRIS, where you goin homez?"

<Chris> "I'm going to go suck Nori's Iron Manhood"

by Noriyuki August 14, 2004

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-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

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Dried seaweed made into sheets, used in making sushi or as topping in certain dishes like miso soup.

Nori is tasty, but some people can't stand the smell. Those people suck.

by a5678 August 22, 2005

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one who is all-knowing; to contain a great amount of knolege; the best;

you must be nori smart; your the nori of this game

by onederboi September 13, 2003

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the best; one who can not be wrong; always winning

you are the nori of physics; you know everything, are you tring to be nori

by onederboi September 14, 2003

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a nori is a diamond in the ruff , a sweet , kind loving person , has the best hair with the tightest curls and with beautiful hair and every boy lover her with no butt and no tits but everyone loves her

" ayo theres that fine chick nori "

by queeneyqueen January 07, 2019

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by SUPERYEETFORNARNIA November 16, 2019

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