Nordlending "Nordlæning" Is the awesomest kind of people you'll ever find. They are hard on the bottle, kind, can survive the worst winters and are basically hardcore survivalists with no alcohol limits.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A word used in norway. This word means that you’re from the northern part of norway. You can easily notice if a person is a «nordlending» or not. Just listen to their accent, or the words they use. Some common words are hestkuk, fitte, fittefaen, kuk. The words are translated to horsecock, pussy/vagina, fucking pussy/vagina. Notice that these words can seem pretty sexist, but nordlendingene don’t give a fuck. Probably because the words are often used among girls too. If your’e lucky enough you may see a «nordlending» hit their toe in a chair. If so grab some popcorn and a notepad, because the «nordlending» is gonna scream the whole norwegian dictonary.