Urban Dictionary: noped

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

by Fishyrich April 28, 2015

To excuse oneself from a situation you'd rather not be in.

He noticed the huge spider scuttling from under the sofa and quickly noped out of the room.

Guy in room: "I am noping the fuck outta here."

by RichB93 September 16, 2014

Holy fuck, you must a really boring person if you looked up the word noped!

by Charles Barkley April 26, 2004

during racing if some one attempts to spin you out by hitting the side of your car.

"Hey that fucker just noped me!"
"nope him back"

Something bad, annoying, boring, unwanted, or funny to everyone but the person it happens to.

I have been noped with doing homework.
We noped him with the bill.

by Mannster October 07, 2007

The reaction you have when seeing a scary insect or animal, e.g. a large spider.

*needs to pee, goes into bathroom, sees 5 inch long spider on the toilet seat*
You: *backs away slowly* Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope...

by Spiderbro June 19, 2013

Give up. Stop. That's it. Nope. Simply. Nope.

Person: I'm noping life. I'm done. That was too stupid for me to handle.

by Lucyledger April 27, 2017