When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs

verb. -to noop. When person A and person B lie together, person A on their stomach with person B on their back (facing the ceiling) on top of person A's back. The kind of opposite of spooning. The most comfortable body position in the room.

(clothes optional)

To shit and cum at the same time

A combination of taking a nap and pooping. Usually done during an obligatory event or activity, that you really do not want to be at, and would rather be sleeping.

Example: Work, church, etc.

Term which relations which are sexually active together use when talking about or to each other.

Word used(mostly on multiplayer-games) instead of noob by people that dont understand proper english and are considered by most, "morons".
The population that uses this denomination the most are people from underdeveloped countries.

Noops is spoon spelled backwards, and is a reverse spoon. However, noops is not a female/male or outside/inside distinction (see big spoon or little spoon), it is a bum to bum spooning position.