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Something shouted in order to distract an opponent in a sporting event or other contest which requires skill to set up or execute a shot, most often heard in golf games (especially miniature), but also heard when playing pool or darts. From the film Caddyshack, when fellow caddies taunt Noonan in the hopes that he will miss a critical putt.
Noonan! Miss it, Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!
by lp1222 July 25, 2006
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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1. A perverted everready fuckboy or fuckgirl that will bang anything that moves noon and night.

2. An Irish exit in which a guy ducks out of a gathering to go to a strip club or wash.
1. Only a noonan would lick a gutter slut noony.

2. "Clive pulled a noonan from the Christmas dinner. I bet that fucker is at the strip club again.
by ColumbianNinja July 23, 2018
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Code word for just the tip, in the event that other people are trying to sleep nearby.
Man I noonan'd the shit outta this girl last night while you were sleepin right next to us.
by Danny Noonanny March 19, 2010
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When you cut your finger while playing guitar. The term gets it's name from Ant Noonan, frontman of Grunge/Shoegaze band Albino Pidgeon, who is known for cutting his finger during live performances.
Ouch, I just did a Noonan while playing guitar
by Kurai February 17, 2013
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When someone's kids takes a dump on a public area.
Do any of you fine waitresses have a scoop type implement and baby wipes? My kid just dropped a noonan next to the dessert bar.
by Grant Cowan March 12, 2017
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A substitute word for anything, default used to mean a cat or other small, cute animal.
That goddamn noonan took a shit in the house again!
by Guts beat in December 23, 2013
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