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a legendary midget dwart that lives in the forest and uses a magic dust to knock out lonesome travelers to steal their clothes
by Steven December 27, 2004
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015