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Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"
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by The Shadling August 28, 2017
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Sex, naked cuddle.Something you do when you haven't seen your husband all week and you are both stressed out because of your responsibilities. You go back to bed on the weekend and just nookie.
c'mon...no more fights...let's go have a nookie.
by nooknoodle October 04, 2005
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n) see pussy, vagina, muff, beef, clam,poonta, ect...
"I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ass."
by mickey brown March 05, 2007
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It was April 1971, Vietnam was full-on.
I was talking to a girlfriend who was trying to decide whether to stay with me or go back with her boyfriend who was about to return from Nam. I somewhere got tongue tied between Fuck and Naughty. Somewhere between thought process and sound "Nookie" popped out. She said, "What'd you just say?" We both laughed, I immediately started using the word at every opportunity. The month was April.
An inoffensive simily to replace what was, at that time, an offensive word ie:Fuck.
by Rob Saddington April 07, 2004
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