Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017
When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice
by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017
by BeyonceisQUAKING November 6, 2018
Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.
"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"
by UpStateBronx November 25, 2008