A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

To fish for catfish using your bare hands.

When you and your bandmates start playing without the band director's consent. Usually, the band director will shout at you for noodling. Sometimes, the director will purposefully target one instrumentalist and tell them to stop playing when there is no song. Noodling is a serious offense that leads to serious consequences such as band suspension, possible expulsion from the band, and no seventh chords :(

what heavy metal guitarists do on stage while performing an annoying and rather technical solo. noodling.

The act of trying to insert your penis for intercourse while not fully erect.

The act of cuddling while nude.