The act of catfishing with your bare hands.

what fags do.

After a good night of drinking your penis is enable to become fully erected and therefore you are not able to penatrate the vagina. "noodlin"

Idle internet-surfing, game-playing or practicing of a casual hobby--what someone does when they are done with or avoiding work. Temporary busywork or diversions. Can be used as a descriptor, and a verb.

a southern redneck sport involving shoving your hand in a catfish nest underwater hoping it will bite your hand. after the fish bites your hand you grab it's jawbone and pull it out.

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.

When you're hot tubbin' with some church bros circle jerkin' and plugging holes.