Urban Dictionary: nooche

Top definition

"Some say 'niche' or 'nook,' I call it a 'nooche.'"

by DF- May 23, 2007

Jul 19 Word of the Day

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007

awkward looking broad with manly features and a furry tail

"DUDE! That nooche is so hairy."

by LAT&&SEM<3 March 29, 2006

The red, Itchy rash that appears upon one's genetalia when one masterbates excessively.

"These boxors are agitating my nooche."
"aw, Man, I jerked off for 20 hours straight and nooche is klling me"
"You are a nooche licker"

by BCheli August 20, 2008