Urban Dictionary: noobing

An amature - one who's lost and has no clue what they're doing.

Noob: Shit man, the girl I met yesterday won't call me back!?
Friend: How many times did you call her?
Nood: Like 10 times... Every 10 miniutes... Is that too much?
Friend: Shit man!! You're a NOOB at getting chicks!!

Why don't you get anything right? Gezzz you're a true NOOB!!

by highschool-cutie October 04, 2011

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Noob

1. A person who can't spell, can't shut the crap up, will be VERY annoying, will be stubborn and stupid, and much MUCH more that's not positive about them.

2. A name that came from Newbie.

1. log

1.42.12 CS54 logged on
1.42.13 Server: Welcome CS54!
1.42.13 Server: Please follow the rules:
1.42.13 Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming.
1.42.54 U6gunz logged on
1.42.55 Server: Welcome U6gunz!
1.42.55 Server: Please follow the rules:
1.42.55 Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming.
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 CS54: What the hell is your problem?
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.32 Connection lost. Creating log.
2. Person 1 : Where did noob come from?

Person 2 : Newbie. Weird, huh?

Person 3 : Yea

Person 1 : Hmm.

by CS54 June 26, 2009

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A new player, not someone who killed you

Player1: YOU FUCKING NOOB, THE TEAM IS DEAD CUZ OF YOU
Player2(noob): ;~;

by Lolnutcracker December 06, 2016

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A noob is a beginner in many categories, such as video games or such.They may begin in simple beginner games such as tutorials or tycoons, but often tend to enter very popular games such as Minecraft or ROBLOX.In this case, many older players, or veterans, will tell them to go away and constantly pester them.

Jake: Hey, I'm a beginning player. How do I get Admin here?
James: You can't get Admin here, you noob!

by neilneil1001 December 23, 2016

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An extremely out of date name for someone who is bad at a game, especially Minecraft or ROBLOX

Person 1: *Is playing badly*
Person 2: Bro, you're such a noob.
Person 1: Dude, are you from like 2017 or something?

by General-Kenobi July 07, 2020

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Noob is an elite word used by only the most EPICEST of epic gamers. Pfffff, you said noob? Yeah right, you can't even use it properly!

hey noob! ur ugly and fat

by high cholesterol child December 06, 2018

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A noob or n00b is a person that doesn't have experience in something.

What a noob jimmy is. Don't trust him.

by GhostlyGhoster May 20, 2019

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