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A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren't ready or willing to give another gun a shot.
In Rainbow Six 3, the Grenade Launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don't even run it unless they want amusement.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 17, 2004
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Weapon that is extremely easy to pwn with, or is ridiculously lame to use because it probably fires nuclear missiles at the opponent.
Counter Strike: "That fucking awp whore should put that noob cannon down and then try getting kills."

Call Of Duty: "Err lol how about you don't use a gun which has a million bullets with little to no recoil?!" - referring to the PPSH.

Etc etc.
by XtRaVa October 11, 2005
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In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.
"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."
by Anti November 30, 2004
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term used in first person shooters to describe a gun that is considered too easy to use and is used by noobs. most commonly used in counterstrike to describe the AWP/AWM(a powerful sniper rifle that kills with 1 shot). also used to describe the autosnipers and auto-shotgun, as well as guns in other games.
omfg u pussy!!!!!111!!1! put down the noob cannon¬!!¬!!!"! use a real gun u loser!
by meheheheh September 20, 2005
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In Call of Duty its the PPSh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. Favoured by nOObs, hence noob cannon.
Jake PPSh'd Da Sniper
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!
by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 08, 2004
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A sore losers lame excuse for being killed by a powerful weapon

The developers see no problems in these weapons, because if they had, they would've taken it out, now wouldn't they?
Common Noob Cannon Arsenal

CSS - Arctic Warfare Magnum AWP

CoD4 - M203/A1/PI Grenade launcher

CSS - Sig SG550 Sniper or G3/SG1
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