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The n00b school bus (or noob school bus) is something that whining people who suck (often called noobs or n00bs, sometimes nubs or scrubs) tend to ride when they get OWNED or PWNED at video games, usually Counter-Strike.
Quake announcer: Headshot!
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.

Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.
by ArcticWarfare April 17, 2006
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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A person so 1337 they take the noobs to school.
Jeremy is the noob school bus because he owns so much.
by PeaTearGriffin November 14, 2005
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